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Customer Reviews of Mambo by Liz Claiborne for Men - 3.4 Ounce EDC SprayCustomer Review: Didn't think it was what I was about, but... Summary: 4 Stars
I never thought I was the type of guy who was about getting drunk, meeting guys, meeting girls and getting tattoos referencing my favorite strip club. I truthfully am kind of a straight laced conservative guy. But then my good friend who is a limo driver and security guard for midgets bought me this stuff. I didn't want to use it but I figured he is such an old guy that he must have some experience and knowledge. I reluctantly tried it.
I sprayed half a bottle on and wow it was an instant transformation. All of a sudden I was yelling all the time. I discovered that all I ever wanted was to be about meeting guys, meeting girls, getting drunk, and having fun. A few of my friends didn't like the transformation so I asked them, what their problem was and then told them to go eff*&* themselves.
I only gave it 4 stars because I found that it forced me to hit on girls in ways that were inappropriate, insist on matching oddly colored dress shirts and tee-shirts, wear mock turtle necks and feel the need to deliver cookies to a select group of people.
Customer Review: Are you a man or a Mund? Summary: 5 Stars
Are you a man or a Mund?
My sons Sonny, Michael & Fredo loves this stuff and uses it all the time. If you keep the bottles in the refrigerator it will last for like 8 years. For the mature male 65 years or older. Also good for pet dander and eczema.
It Makes me feel like a real Italian
I am a Jewgene. Mambo put me over the top to becoming one. Before Mambo I was struggling to become Italian but after Mambo the Jewgene transformation took place. I keep 10 bottles in my fridge at all times. The downside is that my wife Bonnie left me because of my obsession with Mambo. Well she left because I cheated on her with strippers and whorahs but who cares. She doesnt know what shes missin! Mambo and Jewgenes for life!
I Drove my wife away
My wife Bonnie hated this Mambo, she said I smelled like a guido. I told her I am trying to be Italian, so I wear Armani sunglasses and Mambo perfume. She was disgusted with me and left me. I threw away my rubbers and spend my time at strip clubs, they LOVE accept me and my Mambo!!!
-Ronnie
Customer Review: Ladies, do not buy this for your husband! Summary: 1 Stars
I bought this for my husband because I thought it smelled really sexy. He started wearing it to work and was attracting strippers from the strip club we have about a mile away. They were following him home and wouldn't stop smelling him. He eventually gave in and was swayed by all the hugs and kisses on the cheek they lavished on him daily.
How could I compete with that? They were "Strippers"! I'm just a "Regular girl" with a job that doesn't require me to take my clothes off. Darn, those strippers!
He left me the house and children; as all he wanted was our savings and his nascar memoribilia.
He had some weird desire to be a limo driver in Bergen County. He was last seen on Route 3 by Rutt's Hutt. I still think of him to this day, whenever I smell Mambo on a man that walks by me.
Caution: Ladies do not let this happen to you. Do not let Mambo ruin your life.
Customer Review: Not that good Summary: 2 Stars
I don't know why everyone raves about this one, Claiborne has few great fragrances.. plus they use cheap ingredients, so the few that they do have that are good.. don't last long.
This basically smells like peaches. The weird part is it smells like somebody spilled this peach fragrance all over a circuit board, the board then fried and mixed with the peaches. I'm not even joking.. this smells like peaches and fried circuits. Not to mention it doesn't last very long at all.
You want a good orange-ish peachy scent.. go with Nautica Sunset Voyage.. One of my personal favorites.
-The Cologne Guru
Customer Review: Mambo - One of the best perfumes i ever used Summary: 5 Stars
I have been using this perfume for almost 1 year. I have a huge collection of perfumes, this is probably the best.
I got a great price at Amazon. My wife loves it.
This perfume is great in cold and moderate temperatures. Not recommended for hot weather.
As other people have mentioned, it is seductive and you (and other people) would love it when going to clubs or dating. Also, it is long lasting in cold weather.
The bottle needs careful handling. It is thin, long and delicate.
The products sold by Amazon are really authentic!
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